I guarantee you that the Mueller Report will yield zero results.

There may be small parts of the report that are made public, but on the whole it will be kept secret from the American public. Democrats will want to act on the findings, but Republicans will refuse any action whatsoever. Trump and his administration will suffer zero consequences from the report and Republicans in Congress will continue to defend his actions.

Trump will go on to receive roughly 45% of the popular vote in 2019 and may even become president again in 2020 depending on how far the Democrats leave their heads up their asses. Nothing will change. The rampant government corruption that exists currently will continue unabated.

I stand behind this prediction 100%. Mark these words because they will soon be true.

Me: When would you like to come by to grab my apartment key before I leave? I am completely free all day during the weekend or on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. Any time works for me.

Catsitter: I am free on the weekend. Let me know when I should come by.

Me:

Girls with nose piercings and guys with any kind of piercings:

That metal is not doing your appearance any favors whatsoever.